If You Are Reading This You Are Too Close Black Hoodie

A message worn on the chest that doubles as a boundary. The If You Are Reading This You Are Too Close hoodie turns personal space into a punchline — deadpan, confrontational, and completely self-aware.

Cut in black with a clean, relaxed silhouette, this hoodie carries its statement across the chest in bold lettering that earns its reaction up close. Kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and hem, and a construction built for everyday wear without losing its shape.

For the type who'd rather let the garment do the talking — and shut down the conversation at the same time. A wardrobe staple that sits equally at home on a late-night run or layered under an oversized jacket when the mood calls for distance.